[ video - backdated to Day 76 ]

[noblexcompanion]

[ Donna looks and sounds exhausted. ] Is everyone safe and sound and in one piece? So much for the epic plan to get us all home... Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Doctor? He disappeared. Like, literally, vanished...

Maybe it worked? Maybe he got outta here. I reckon it's more likely our not so pleasant hosts snatched his skinny butt though...

Does anyone need plasters or bandages or tea?

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[freewheeling]

They're not facts, they're opinions.

[ He goes back to staring in confusion at the tea kettle. The bag is in the mug so he just ... pours water in. Success. He's an awesome warlock. ]

[noblexcompanion]

[ He should feel so proud of his tea making skills. ]

Oh aye? And who says my opinions aren't fact?

[freewheeling]

Well, when they're self-deprecating then I say so.

[ Handing her a mug, looking at it dubiously. ] We're sharing a house now darling, and let me tell you, I don't let anyone be down when they could simply be fabulous instead.

[noblexcompanion]

Be sure you don't see me in a morning before I've got my face on and consumed coffee - it's not a fabulous sight.

[ She takes a sip of the tea. At least it's not terrible? ]

[freewheeling]

[ He's watching her like a child at Christmas, eager to see if they're glitter and macaroni monstrosity will work. ]

How's the tea?

[noblexcompanion]

It's not bad. Thanks. Just what the doctor ordered.

[freewheeling]

[ He leans back. ]

How long have you been here, Donna?

[noblexcompanion]

Me? Oh... Going on for almost three months now, I reckon.

[freewheeling]

That long? And there's been no successful attempt at escape?

[noblexcompanion]

Nope. A few failed ones though.

[freewheeling]

And here I was hoping for a secret Houdini around here somewhere.

[noblexcompanion]

Sorry to disappoint, sweetheart.

[freewheeling]

And not even a bar to drown my sorrows with cocktails and tiny umbrellas, now that's disappointing.

[noblexcompanion]

Well, there's a bar. But I doubt you'd get any tiny umbrellas there.

[freewheeling]

[ He used to be able to summon umbrellas :( ]

I saw it. It looks vaguely like it should have a sign Lumberjacks Only.

[noblexcompanion]

It's not so bad. [ Donna got a teeny, tiny bit drunk last time she went there though and snogged an angel. Oops. ]

[freewheeling]

Maybe I'll check it out.

[ Usually he could summon alcohol but no, not here. ] So is there anything anyone does for fun around here?

[noblexcompanion]

Well I guess that depends on your definition of fun, sweetheart.

[freewheeling]

Beautiful girls and boys coupled with alcohol. I also tend to like party streamers.

[noblexcompanion]

Not so sure I can help with the party streamers but there's plenty of eye candy.

[freewheeling]

I've seen. Tell me, does crippling issues run throughout the people here? Because it's a weakness, let me tell you.

[noblexcompanion]

Depends on your definition of crippling issues?

[freewheeling]

Are we in a lifetime movie?

[noblexcompanion]

It's a possibility, but not as far as I know.

[freewheeling]

We have a serious collection of angry people here. I'm more than a little concerned it'll be Fight Club all the time.