[VIDEO; LOCKED to the Master]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina decides to expend the willpower, to appear on camera. She's been fairly selective about that, but at the moment, she's looking to make impressions. And so, there she is. A handsome woman, in a three piece, pin-striped suit, a ring on every finger, and a fedora, tilted down to a precise angle, over one eye.]

Hello.

I understand that you're a Time Lord.

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[bornofdeath]

Oh he's not mental, he's relatively sane by Time Lord standards. Unsettling, isn't it?

And how I fixed him was none of your business. All you need to know is he's fixed and this ones on the house. If he breaks again, I'm charging.

[primogen_vampirate]

And what happens if the scientists get bored with you and decide to unceremoniously eject you from the village? I suppose we put him in a cage and charge five cents to see him rant?

[bornofdeath]

Ten cents or you'll never make a profit, that cage will be pricey. And you have to feed him too. Maybe train him to dance and charge fifteen to see it? Just for the extra.

[primogen_vampirate]

That only works if there's a bear.

[bornofdeath]

Make sure people know it's the last of the Time Lords. People are dumb, they'll pay.

[primogen_vampirate]

Says the other Time Lord.

I think I like you.

[bornofdeath]

Well he's so fond of the title, I haven't the heart to ruin it and end all his pitiful angst. [He pauses.] Well, that's all well and good but surely that isn't why you bothered me.

[primogen_vampirate]

Actually, that is part of the matter. Curious about why there aren't more of you running about.

[bornofdeath]

Ask the Doctor, that one is all on him. Well, partly.

[primogen_vampirate]

Mmm.

[She leans back in her seat, looking thoughtful.]

Have you ever deal with the True Fae?

[bornofdeath]

No. Is that leading somewhere? Didn't we agree to always go to straight to the point? This better not be some dull metaphor or tangent.

[primogen_vampirate]

No. It seems to be a dead end.

Rather disappointing.

[bornofdeath]

[He's just ... not going to say anything for a while.]

So are we done or...?

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, hardly. We are, after all, trapped here together. Like one great, big, happy family.

[bornofdeath]

So, what? Are you suggest we all get together for a garden party and awkwardly pretend to like each other like most families?

[primogen_vampirate]

I do hope that's not your idea of a good time.

[bornofdeath]

How could it ever be? You suggested the family idea.

[primogen_vampirate]

What do families have to do with fun?

[bornofdeath]

I don't know, I didn't really have one. Or I did, just didn't care to know them well. Time Lord's don't usually do family.

[primogen_vampirate]

Mmm, nor do Kindred, in general.

[bornofdeath]

Kindred? --

Actually, second thought, don't care. I'm more curious if this is it. You know, is this all you wanted from this? Casual chatter? Because that's not my thing.

[primogen_vampirate]

There's no such thing as casual chatter.

[bornofdeath]

Well, it's not exactly rapid invested conversation about a specific thing. It's small talk at best. I could of sworn there was meant to be a purpose here.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, but there is.

[bornofdeath]

Then please hurry and elaborate before I lost interest.