Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

Comments

[hung_garian]

Try not to shoot anyone I like.

[onteamdyson]

Are you friends with various venison and rabbit? Because if not, I think your friends are saf-- wait, You don't like anyone!

[hung_garian]

Incorrecto, honeybuns. I don't like any people. For all you know, I'm BFFLs with a vast and wide-ranging selection of fluffy forest-dwellers. They were shy at first, but my ethereally beautiful singing voice and ability to whistle while I work won 'em over in no time at all.

[onteamdyson]

So when you piss off some old hag, eat the wrong freaking apple, and pass out cold, I get to draw on your face, right? It's in our friendship clause. Exclusive face-drawing rights in the event of apple-induced coma.

How about you make nametags for the cutesy aminals you're buddies with and I'll steer clear.

[hung_garian]

That's what I get for not reading the small print, huh? Here's hoping mommy dearest doesn't show her face around here any time soon - forget the magic mirror, anyone with eyes could tell her I'm the fairest of 'em all.

[Lucky he doesn't have a mommy dearest, then. Although little does he know, daddy's most recent girlfriend may be soon to make an appearance.]

And I'll get right on the nametags thing. Wouldn't wanna take any risks with the lives of my nearest and dearest.

[onteamdyson]

[Kenzi snickers, but she seriously can't even try to deny Gabe's fairestness. He's pretty fair.]

Yeah, you do that. Voodoo-magic them into existence! Along with beer and chocolate and cookies. You know, for the wildlife.

[hung_garian]

For the wildlife, sure. Here we see the wild Kenzi, species tinyus gothus, in its natural habitat: the bar, stalking its natural prey: the pizza.