Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

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[magnets]

Yo, you're like- totally gonna murder the baby deers.

[onteamdyson]

Dude, I'm totally gonna feed my family, okay? Got a problem with them eating? It's not like I go after babies specifically. Chill. I get whatever I can get!

[Yeah she's a little defensive... if only you'd seen her the first time Party took her out in the woods, Pinkman, she was a blubbery mess about that dead deer!]

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[aucella]

Hunting?

[New girl who seriously could use something to occupy herself with.]

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[onteamdyson]

Yeah. Hunting. You know, like, going out and murdering the poor forest creatures so we can eat? Hunting. You any good at it? What about fishing? I know zero things about fishing aside from worm goes on hook, hook goes in water.

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[aucella]

[A tweak of a smile.]

Yeah, I've had ...quite an extensive crash course in it over the past week or so.

[She refuses, absolutely refuses to think about the people she's killed. Just the animals.]

I'm good with a bow and arrow, I was on the archery team in uni...if that helps.

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

Wildlife murdering consultant? I'm not sure that'll fit on your business card.

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[onteamdyson]

I'll shorten it to WMC and get that shit embossed or something. So flashy, so professional. Ugh, wait, never mind. Peeps might think I'm in the waste management bizz. No thank you.

[intelligently]

Well this sounds hopeful. [ Though she may shut up if this affects her food. But Kenzi, you don't sound promising to her right now. So... not hunt-y ]

[onteamdyson]

Well that sounds like sarcasm, which I don't exactly appreciate unless it's coming from me. [She's incredibly hunt-y, Lydia! So very, very hunt-y. Don't even get her started.] You got a problem with my totally solid and not at all questionable leadership?

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[hellionated]

[ Oh hey, you're hot. Julian greets Kenzi with his most charming grin. ]

I'll be actually with you if you want. Forget this metaphorical shit. I really like your hunter-gathering spirit, it's almost primal. I like that in a woman.

[ This is the worst introduction ever, wow. He needs to do something about that. ]

By the way, I'm Julian. I don't know how I missed invading your dreams in all of this crap, but hey. Maybe later.

[ He's totally smooth. ]

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[onteamdyson]

[Oh my goodness... this-- ... is flattering and unexpected and UTTERLY HILARIOUS! Excuse her while she laughs a little incredulously. Did that really just happen?]

Wow, dude. You really... went for it there, huh? Sorry to crush all your hopes and dreams but I'm spoken for, Don Juan. Nice try. Seriously, nice moves. But hey, if you wanna help the hunting team, you're beyond welcome. We need it.

[gleans]

Shit, going all hunter-gatherer on us? That's kinda hot. [ He's TEASING mostly. ]

[onteamdyson]

Babe, I've been hunter-gatherer for a while. Where the hell have you been? Now I'm just gonna be in charge. And what do you mean 'kinda'? [EXCUSE YOU, MR. HOWARD!]

[hung_garian]

Try not to shoot anyone I like.

[onteamdyson]

Are you friends with various venison and rabbit? Because if not, I think your friends are saf-- wait, You don't like anyone!

[burnburnburn]

She hasn't come back to the house for a few days.

[He's not overly concerned. Well, maybe a little concerned. She's the best cook in the house]

[onteamdyson]

Yo, dude, you're her roomie? Shit. Okay. So tell me if she comes back, alright? If not... I mean-- ... Yeah, I guess I'm taking over for the time being. Who the heck are you?

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[gayspider]

Do you know how to hunt?

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[onteamdyson]

Have any of you biatches even been to the meetups? I've been on the team since it started, mmmkay? So can take your condescending attitude and stupid questions and shove it, my friend.

[justrunsasaloon]

I haven't seen her in a while. We set up the still, and were checking on it, but other than that, I haven't spoken to her much.

Just... shit.

[onteamdyson]

Yep. Shit pretty much sums it all up. Real concise. A+. Safe to say she's gone and we can only hope they decide to give her back or whatevs. [Forgive her if she doesn't sound too hopeful on that front.]

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[hexappeal]

This... is pretty much the most perky entry about murder I've ever seen. I might even go so far as to call it cute. [Despite being a vegetarian, Zee thinks this chick is fabulous.]

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[onteamdyson]

WOAH! Woah... hey. Watch it with the C word, lady. You'll ruin my reputation! Perky, I can handle, but cute? Nu-uh. No way.

[greatatboats]

No.

[ Pause. ]

Hell no

[onteamdyson]

Wow, okay, hi, Clint. I don't remember asking for your permission AT ALL! But no, sure, go right ahead. Why the hell not?