Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

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[burnburnburn]

Her friend? Guess you never tried to live with her.

I was putting together some traps for the hunting group while I was waiting to heal. Since she's not here to pass them to, I'll give them to you once I'm done.

[onteamdyson]

[cough]douchebag[cough] -- Ahem. Sorry. Just had like.. something in my throat or whatever. Sorry, what were you saying? Riiiiiiiiight, Ruby is awesome, that's where this conversation was going.

[... Oh my god traps. NICE JOB, KENZI! Almost screwing things up with a legit helpful... strange-looking dude.] Sweet! That is so cool, you'll seriously let us have them? ... What ... were you healing from?

[burnburnburn]

[Yes, he heard that, and yes, he's glaring. Only the fact that he needs someone to set it for him prevents him from telling her where to put it]

Cracked ribs. I've got a good three weeks before I can even jog. And I'm not giving you the traps, I'm lending them on the understanding that I get a share of the meat that's caught inside them.