Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

Comments

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Eleven's not bad. I only have five bullets left in my gun.

[onteamdyson]

And your bullets aren't reusable, so save the little suckers and go with a more environmentally unfriendly choice! Heh... get it? Because... killing wildlife. [Wow, Kenz. You were looking kind of respectable there for a second. Nice job.]

[recognize_an_opportunity]

[Her comment may not make her look respectable, but it garners a chuckle, anyway.]

Yeah, I get it. You might have to teach me to use that crossbow, though.

[onteamdyson]

[Well hey, she's beyond cool with that! Actually, she looks pretty damn pleased about it and might even be looking forward to it.]

Deal! You're so on. Crossbow lessons free of charge.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Wonderful. I'll be looking forward to it.

[Has he mentioned he's bored out of his mind in this damn town? Crossbow lessons have to be better than what he's been doing.]