Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

Comments

[greatatboats]

Handing you any sort of weapon is just someone begging to be stabbed or ya know shot. You're great, awesome and all that other stuff, but you being in charge of food just seems counter productive. You'd probably eat it all.

[ He loves you Kenzi, but there is just something so wrong about her being in charge of killing their dinners. ]

Seriously how do you eat so much?

[onteamdyson]

... Who the hell do you think has been getting food for this house for freakin' months? I take down deer on a weekly basis, birdbutt, get with the program! Crossbow, hello.

[But she is great and awesome, thank you for noticing. Still! Mildly offended.] What can I say? Jesse's a good cook.