Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Yep. Shit pretty much sums it all up. Real concise. A+. Safe to say she's gone and we can only hope they decide to give her back or whatevs. [Forgive her if she doesn't sound too hopeful on that front.]

[justrunsasaloon]

They don't seem real upfront about who gets to come back and who doesn't.

[Ellen's not liking that one bit.]

I'm Ellen. You have any experience hunting?

[onteamdyson]

[Seriously? There is some executive class eyerolling going on over here.]

Who me? No way! I just woke up today and thought to myself, 'golly gee! Sure would be fun to take over leadership of a club I know nothing about.' What could possibly go wrong?

[justrunsasaloon]

Well, after you screw up the snares, and the bait, gimme a call. I'll be the one havin' a fish fry.

[Click. She ain't got time for pissy little kids. She's got bigger fishes to fry.]