Kenzi || Day 88 || Video

[onteamdyson]

 Sooooo ... Unless she joined the witness protection program or something, Ruby's kinda missing. Haven't even invaded any of her dreams, qu'est-ce que le hell? And I mean, like I'm seriously worried about her and shit, but-- Fuck it. We gotta eat. 

Hey, all my hunting peeps! Hi! How ya doin'. My name is Kenzi, I'll be your wildlife murdering consultant from now on. This shit is gonna get organised and we are gonna go out there and shoot stuff and then bring it home and then eat it! Who's with me? Not... not now. I'm just saying. If no one else is gonna step up, I can totally do this. So who's metaphorically with me?

[Private to Jesse Pinkman]

So you're totes coming over for dinner, dude. Not a question. You better get your ass over here later, I'm serious.

Comments

[gleans]

My bad, I meant more like Queen of the Pack. Pretty hot. [ WARMER! ] Think you can help with my archery?

[onteamdyson]

Yeah! Okay, that's better. I'll gladly take that title along with any perks that come with it. But I dunno about the archery. Upgrade that pretty hot and I'm sure I'd be feeling more helpful. [That is one evil grin right there.]

[gleans]

Alright, I was saving this for a special occasion, but: girl, that's unseasonably hot. Ow.

[onteamdyson]

[Oh my god. She squeals a little bit before just freaking cackling. That was amazing.]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Alright, alright, I'm free. We'll work on your aim and general badassery. Deal?

[gleans]

Sweet. Sounds like a deal to me. Bring your crossbow, I wanna try it out. [ And they can practice Russian, it'll be GREAT. ]

[onteamdyson]

You think you can handle it? I dunno, Squishy. Maybe we should start you off with a slingshot instead.

[No, she's actually looking forward to this. Educational date? Why the fuck not.]

You seriously wanna do this? Right now?

[gleans]

Yeah, why not, right? I'm not busy. Let's see some skills, Xena.

[onteamdyson]

... Okay, fine! You're on. Grab your stuff and meet me by the woods.