godsprophet: (Trying to make his way home)
Chuck Shurley ([personal profile] godsprophet) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2013-07-21 07:04 pm

003 | Chuck Shurley | Day 93

[ Good evening, Kore! Amidst all of the new arrivals that have been showing up is a familiar face. Or, well, it would be a familiar face if he hadn't been missing for about three weeks.

Chuck Shurley is standing on the edge of town, looking completely baffled and confused. Like he'd just found himself there without knowing how or why, and so he just... stopped walking. He's tired and he's sore and honestly, he doesn't feel all that great. All he wants to do is crawl into bed and sleep for a few days. He rubs his forehead and he blinks down at the communicator at his wrist for a few seconds.
]

So I, uh... I think I was just kidnapped? By... the scientists?

[ And if he sounds unsure, it's only because he is. It's like trying to remember a dream he had years ago - everything's all fuzzy. ]
hung_garian: (:I)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-07-31 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a little green. Just a tinge. Around the gills.

[He's not green at all.]

Are you sure you're feeling alright?
hung_garian: (I'm sorry; I don't speak stupid)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Green around the idiomatic gills.

[Although he does enjoy the brief panic. It's always worth talking to Chuck just for the sheer joy of those nerves.]

Though, y'know, they're pretty handy things. Couldn't hurt to have 'em - if you decide you want a set, I know a guy who knows a guy. I can put you in touch.
hung_garian: (They said that about Napoleon too.)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-05 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself.

[He shrugs, makes a face that clearly says 'you don't know what you're missing'. As if he'd actually been considering it.]
hung_garian: (They said that about Napoleon too.)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-06 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever talked to the sea monster? Or are you just judging it on the basis of it being a big ugly freak of nature? Cause y'know, Chuck, that's pretty shallow of you. Poor thing could probably do with a friend - especially after the years of discrimination it's no doubt suffered from the likes of you.
hung_garian: (:I)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Same way you'd talk to anyone else, Chuckie. Only ideally with less stuttering and apologising. It makes it kinda hard to understand you sometimes.
hung_garian: (No Luci; it's not really a rhinosceros)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-12 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGH.]

I forgive you.
hung_garian: (Gosh I'm sorry; were those your feelings)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-15 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. Just try not to do it again.
hung_garian: (You shoulda seen the other guy)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-19 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. I'll take out the bear traps from behind the front door before you arrive.
hung_garian: (Guess my invite got lost in the mail)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-20 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Joke. Forget it. I promise nothing in the house will kill you unprovoked, 'kay? Now quit panicking outside and come panic inside. It won't make much difference but that way I can point and laugh full-size and in surround sound.
hung_garian: (Default)

[personal profile] hung_garian 2013-08-21 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
See you then, shortstack.

[He hangs up.]