002 | Kobra Kid | [Video]

[goodluckkobra]

[Kobra's panting hard and wincing down at the little communicator.]

Can anyone who knows how to give stitches come to the church? I can't do it myself on account of it being my arm and also I don't have the supplies. I would kinda prefer one of the pretty doctors, if that's cool.

[He grins, but it's not totally there.]

Turns out I am not a dog person after all.

Comments

[goodluckkobra]

He's my friend. If Jet or Ghoul or me were robots, you'd still care about us.

[Also Kobra would make an awesome robot brother and Party would still love him. He knows it!]

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

If you was a robot, I'd trust you to keep your shiny ass outta trouble. You trust him?

[goodluckkobra]

I do. I told you that already. He's my friend and he's risking himself for me right now. That means something.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

That's right. So if you trust him, trust him. He's fine as pie. [A grin.] You can say a prayer for him, long as you're in church.

[goodluckkobra]

Fine.

Dear David Bowie, please protect my friend Daneel from evil hell puppies and also bless everyone except Party, 'cause he doesn't understand how cool robots are.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Amen!

So how long I should give Danny to get you back before I start weeping with worry?

[goodluckkobra]

Are you not already weeping? What a crappy brother. Can I trade you for Jet? He'd weep for me.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Can I trade you for Daneel? He'd use his fucking brain!

[goodluckkobra]

No! Get your own robot. Dan's mine.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Does Lydia count? [A ROBOT]

[goodluckkobra]

No, she's my antagonistic friend-rival. It's like Pokemon, but she's hot.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

[Have a stoopid laugh.] Yeah, she is. What the fuck is a friend-rival? Whatsat even mean?

[goodluckkobra]

Well, it's like we're friends, but we fight and that makes us stronger so that we can be the very best. Also we have OCD and collect all these little monsters for completion's sake, even though half of them are useless gimmicks.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Ah. Ah. So, makes sense she's a fuckin mess over your stupid scratch right? Let's be real: a little dramatic.

[goodluckkobra]

Most of these people aren't used to the shit we are. It's not their faults if they get worked up over nothin'. Half the shit we haven't seen in years, they take for granted.