005 | Tony Stark | Video
[ For a fleeting moment, Tony Stark’s face fills the screen. Those who know him might recognize his piercing eyes and his immaculately kept hair, perfectly trimmed and styled to look like the dashing figure of the celebrity he is back home. Maybe his skin’s a little paler than usual. And maybe some of its imperfections are gone. But it’s difficult to tell, because it only lasts for a moment.
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
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What can I say? I'm sexy and I know it.
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[ It's funny how everything is just that much more obnoxious with sparkles. Tony's beginning to think he might have to invest in glitter. ]
Seems like it. I mean, the skin of a killer kind of gave it away. But the creepy staring thing was actually my first clue. How about you? What's your B-movie new not-so-secret identity?
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In any case. ] I'm gonna take a raincheck on the gyrating. And uh - uhhh. [ Let him see if he can do this. He freaked people out this morning with it, he can do it again. When he looks at the camera and growls, it's a little wolf-like, sharp fangs and glowing yellow eyes.
And then he's back to normal, grinning. ] Big Wolf on Campus, basically. Werewolf.
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Looks more like that Michael J. Fox movie. Teen Wolf, I think it was. Guy turned into a werewolf. Although, now that I think about it, the werewolf part looked more like a yeti.
[ He shrugs. Whatever. It was the 80s. ]
I blame bad Eighties special effects.
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That works too. S'the terrible special effects that make the eighties the best, don't even front. [ La la la, not taking any of this seriously. ] So like - does that make us immortal enemies? I dunno if I count you as a real vamp if you sparkle.
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[ He holds up a sparkling finger. ]
One. Wish to steal my soulmate from me?
[ A second finger joins the first. ]
Two. Want to imprint on our impossible to exist yet still somehow existing savior of the world daughter?
[ Another finger joins the other two. ]
Three. ...I don't really have a three. I never paid that much attention to those movies.
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[ Shrug. ] Alright, so not immortal enemies, that works. Ay, what's gonna happen when you - uh, get hungry?
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[ He's kidding. He wouldn't actually kill anyone over something like that. ]
If I get hungry, I'll deal with it. I went without food before. It's uncomfortable, but I lived and I can do it again.
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But hey - look, it gets too bad? Lemme know. Seriously, man, I can offer up a vein. [ He gives Tony a very serious look. ] It ain't gonna hurt me, so don't worry.
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[ And in Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. ]
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