011 || Sharon Carter || video || Day 58

[agentx13]

Carter here. I realize many, if not all of us, are waking up somewhat changed this morning. If it isn't too much trouble, could you contact me and tell me what you've turned into? Some of the creatures we're turning into are potentially dangerous, which means trouble down the road.

Thank you.

[ Private messages follow. ]

Bruce Banner
Are you available to help?

Natasha Romanoff
My door is closed for a reason. You and the Doctor stay out. Not that I think the Doctor will have much trouble with that anymore.

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[charring]

Vampire.

[How's that for an answer? It's growled out by a girl with very black eyes, slightly more angular feature and sharp teeth. She doesn't look pleased.]

At least we're not all tripping balls again.

[agentx13]

Yeah, at least we're not tripping balls.

[ Sharon has to wonder which she would prefer at the present time. Succubus or vampire? Hard to tell at the moment. ]

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[nedofpies]

I have no idea. [ As per usual. Why couldn't he get something clear-cut, like a vampire? Or maybe something clear-cut that didn't also involve a thirst for blood. He just finds it a little funny that, now that he may finally be getting clues towards what he is, all this happens. ] Whatever it is, I seem to be, um...

[ Ned twists his wrist so that the communicator shows his bedroom. Or, at, least, the bits of his bedroom still visible. Much of the floor and furniture is beginning to be covered in growing things. There are ferns sprouting from the floor, vines laden with gem-bright fruits twisting their way up the bookcases. Lush flowers of every shape and size are sprouting from the bed, have made it almost unrecognizable. Ned holds the communicator close to a clear patch of wallpaper and then his hand comes into the frame. He runs his fingers along the wallpaper, and following in a path where he has touched, it grows soft and fuzzy with bright green lichen.]

So potentially dangerous only in that I may be setting someone's allergies off like crazy.

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[agentx13]

Or if you try to eat. Can you control what plants grow, or will any food you touch be turning into random... greenery?

[ He's right about the plants not being overtly dangerous, but they don't have to be overt, do they? And... was Ned this attractive before? Crap. Maybe she should switch to audio. ]

audio/private;

[afallenstar]

I'm human.

[ ...Yep, that's it. That's the message. ]

audio/private;

[agentx13]

[ There are few people here whom Sharon will talk so willingly about with this, but Anna is one of those few. ]

I'm a succubus.

[ Oh, Anna. They'll laugh about this one day. ]

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[noblexcompanion]

... Time Lord.

I'm a flipping Time Lord...

[agentx13]

[ Sharon is about to observe that, oddly enough, the Doctor is now a huan, when it occurs to her that Donna isn't supposed to know about the Doctor. Or Time Lords. ]

And what's a Time Lord, exactly?

video, private

[greenisnteasy]

Uh, sure. [ Bruce bites his lip. ] I haven't changed. I checked. [ By which he means he's looked at his blood; it doesn't seem any different. That's not good news for a couple reasons. ]

Has anything happened to you?

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[agentx13]

Good. You must have noticed what a huge pile of shit we're in.

[ She takes a deep breath but stops when she realizes she's trying to catch his scent. She swallows. ]

Yeah. It's hilfuckinglarious. These kidnapping guys. Real comedians.

I... I think I'm a succubus.

[ She takes a harder swallow this time. ]

So I think it's safe to say I'm on lockdown until this passes over.

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[thelittlestbub]

[She doesn't show up on the video.]

I don't know yet, but I have my suspicions. Will let you know.

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[agentx13]

[ That's... interesting. But she'll run with it. ]

I'd be interested to hear them. Invisible woman? Something else?

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[bostonhowler]

[She coughs and waves her hand in front of her face, yelping as she almost falls over. Wings are hard, okay? And smoky wings are harder.]

Fire demon? Fire fae? I'm not sure. There's a lot of smoke and my hair is on fire. I'm afraid to go to the library to do any research. I don't want to catch the books on fire.

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[agentx13]

[ Sharon cringes. ] Yeah, that's a smart idea. I'll find someone who's available and ask them to look into it for you, and if I can't find someone, I'll do it myself. That good?

[reluctantsword]

I think I'm a satyr. Faun, maybe, if I'm supposed to go with the Roman name... Point is, I'm part goat. And unless I'm supposed to start chasing down nymphs, I doubt I'm much of a risk.

[Not that he would have... completely minded chasing down nymphs.]

[agentx13]

Remind me to ask you how you balance on hooves.

[ Satyrs are supposed to be good for sex, aren't they? Not that it matters, because Sharon isn't going to think about that. At all. Nope. ]

[manofiron]

I'm fabulous.

[ Oh, was he supposed to be helpful? Oops. ]

[agentx13]

[ She just gives him the Look. He knows the one. The one of frustration that he tends to ignore. But he still has one or two expressions to go before she looks murderous, so she supposes he'll keep it up for the time being. ]

I'll bet you are.

I've put you down for "Special glittery butterfly." Is that good? Or should I change it to "snowflake?"

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'm... not sure what I became.

This is Steve, by the way.

[agentx13]

[ Sharon drops her head as soon as she hears his voice. She doesn't want to see him, particularly now. She clears her throat before she speaks. ]

Tell me as much as you can. Switch to private if you have to.

[enchangement]

Tree spirit, with a quiet mind.

What are you?

[agentx13]

Let's just say I'm envious of you right now.

[ Sharon takes a deep breath before she continues. ]

How are you liking the quiet?

[Private]

[theassassin]

...

[agentx13]

Please, Natasha.

[ And that should tell Natasha a lot about how dire the situation is. Sharon rarely uses the word "please" unless things are desperate. ]

[thezerothlaw]

I appear to have become... human.

[agentx13]

How are you handling it so far?

[ And while she focuses on such pleasantries, she'll try not to focus on... other things. Though she has to admit, humans are going to be in demand for as long as this lasts, and Dan might have the proper mindset... ]

[mentis]

A vampire, I believe.

[agentx13]

Very concise, Professor. Thank you.

We have a blood bank set up in case you need to feed. Doctors Banner and Mina should be able to help there.

[onteamdyson]

Why? So you can lock up anyone that doesn't meet your 'goodness standards' like a freakin' awesomeness nazi? No way!

[agentx13]

[ Oh, joy. Kenzi. Sharon should have known. She can already feel a headache coming on. She rubs her temples and manages to answer in what she hopes is a civil tone. ]

No, Kenzi, because we might have to redirect services. Vampires needing blood from the bank instead of feeding off of humans, people who need alternative foods or need to be kept away from things that might kill them.

Maybe I help you?